Random: Tomato Pie Renos

Transcription of a text sent to a friend: "Tomato Pie says it's closed for renos, and it's under new ownership. Don't fix what ain't broke, dummies!"

Random: Santa Lucia's Fug Reno

The renovations of the Santa Lucia on St. Mary's (or Queen Elizabeth Way, or whatever) are nearing completion, and holy fuck, is it ugly. Have you seen this monstrosity? It's a barf-coloured tex-mex mini-castle. It's uglier than a Keg, for chrissake. Why does a pizza restaurant need turrets?